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greypidjun:

[FGOctober “CATCHING UP EDITION” Day 25: Servant as a Weapon?]: Torpedo Jack 

nezclaw:

languages-georg:

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

so that IS a russian thing.

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wikilifeadvice:

pochowek:

wikilifeadvice:

make your own foot scrub

  1. feet are pretty hard to make
  2. dont call me a scrub ever again

please stop making me read this

joey-wheeler-official:

pewdiepie fans really be like “he apologizes in between every racist thing he does”

the-brawl-girl:

zadiest:

i refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat

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kehleryn:

He was fearless and crazier than him. He was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

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weeniebagel:

pochowek:

powerfrog:

pochowek:

powerfrog:

pochowek:

powerfrog:

french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh

im from quebec osti de tabarnak

Chuj ci w brzuch.

Spusczamy mu wpierdol chłopcy

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Aaa……… jak suce ten tego to…. hehe..

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My poruchamy chętnie….

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now just WHAT in TARNATION are yall yammerin on about?

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globalifs:

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Sleep well Yoshi.